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I'm NOT the guy next door,
I'm NOT trying: to be straight, act straight, nor look straight, I am .... ME!

I've learned a lot over the years, many times by mistake, I'm sorry to the people I've hurt..
We all have baggage, its just of matter of how its packed, carried and stored...keep your hands out of mine and please don't unpack yours for me.

It is easy to judge if u r perfect. I'm not perfect so I don't judge.
Don't bother judging me, your judgments are of no consequence.

When it comes to drama I prefer Zola or Checkhov not yours.

I have a farm, hence lots of manure, I don't need or want your shit!

Truth and trust are the basis of all relationships, if you don't understand this don't bother me!

Know the difference between emotional and sexual monogamy!

I am positive and prefer to date guys that are the same. Sexually I'm passive, and vanilla is for foreplay.

Be Happy !

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Appearance

National heritageAmerican
BuildAverage
Height180 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorOther
Hair LengthBald
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Visible tattoo
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationThere is no noise
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusWork At Home
Job Titleself emploied

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Power, Wit

BDSM Preferences

I'm turned on byA combination of all, Sadism / Masochism (S&M), Bondage / Discipline (B&D), Domination / Submission (D&S)
My role isBottom
I am seekingA lifetime relationship (LTR)

Fetishes

FetishesOther

Sexual Interests

CybersexI've never tried it
Oral Sex isIt's OK, but I prefer penetration
Anal sex isI love it
Sex toys:Anal beads, Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":scat, children, animals